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I'll slice you open like an envelope

Used commonly by football hooligans, 'I'll slice you open like an envelope' can hint that the person saying the phrase is carrying a knife and intends to use it lethally on the person they are saying the phrase too. Can also mean that the person it's being said too acts 'big' and 'untouchable' and the person saying it is easily going to beat them up.

'Threat'
Football hooligan- 'you think you can take me on?'
Opposing team football hooligan- 'I'll slice you open like an envelope'
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I'll ass you into next week

This phrase is used when a person is insulting another person. instead of I'll slap you into next week
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You feel me or you keel me

A way of saying, someone is either to agree/understand with you, or might as well kill you.
Gurt: Yo
Plait: Yo do u see that fine shyt over there, she bad as hell. You feel me or you keel me?
Gurt: Sybau
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you fuckin re

You would say this when your friend or anybody really does something that only a retard would do.

Re is short for “Retard”
Evan: “Why are you still twerking?”

David: “I don’t know why Brian isn’t talking”
Tyler: “That’s not what he said!”
Brian: “He asked why I wasn’t talking you fuckin re!”

^ Thats short for “retard”
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The post you are seeing will keep you loyal.

2021 is going to be hella good year, you will see.
If you prove me wrong, then your in the pit.
The post you are seeing will keep you loyal.
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Sorry you feel that way

A retard "Sorry you feel that way."

Hym "It isn't a feeling. How I feel is irrelevant. This is oppression facilitated by suppression. There has never been an end to oppression without violence. So, is it today or no? The discourse doesn't seem to be working. I don't know what you think is going happen here. I've reduced your options to 2. There is no being on a team with any of you fucks and anyone stupid enough to do it is bulding a house on an obelisk. You're not sorry. There is no sorry. This entire society is a farce and if you're not going to let me out of it I'm just going to murder a kid and kill myself. Hurry it up. When do you want it to happen? Figure it out. Let's go."
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Fuck you

Bad word that is meant to show that you don’t like someone in sexual terms.
11y/o: I clapped u at Fortnite
13y/o: Fuck you little kid
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