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National swallow dick trip

June 20th all the way to june 30th swallowing dick is a task for them freaky motherfuckers
Keisha: girl its national swallow dick trip you know what al finna get
My: oul girl you a nasty ho but shid even though sizan dont deserve it guess my nigga gon get it
Keisha: ahhh periodt show him how that neck work
by Moneyman will June 12, 2019
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National suck dick day

September the 3rd

The one holiday where every guys dream comes true
Tom: You know what tomorrow is?

Jessica: The 3rd?

Tom: No its national suck dick day!!
by Tom Adams August 31, 2019
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National Dick Slap Day

On this day, you have full consent to smack your homie’s (or your girlfriend’s) cock
“Hey Gerald” “Hey bro, you know what day it is? It’s National Dick Slap Day!”(Proceeds to slap dick insanely hard) “Shit Homie that was good” “No problem bro”
by BootySockNibba October 12, 2019
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National suck a dick day

The 9 of February is the absolute best day to suck a lads dick whether he's a friend,a first date or a long term boyfriend you won't regret sucking his dick on that day
by Sam's real February 2, 2020
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Plushy Dick Syndrome (PDS)

When your ballsack suddenly feels soft and limps around, then you find that it's fun to see it wobble, so you slap it around or play with it.
Dude, Plushy Dick Syndrome (PDS) Is so fun when you get it.
by Msmote June 11, 2020
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nothing to shake your dick at

Something that is underwhelming, not special, or "meh."
Bro: "Yo, bro! You see that girl?"

Cuz: "Yo, dawg, that ain't nothing to shake your dick at."
by Decker Manning July 9, 2016
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3-tick-dick-flick

A 3-tick-dick-flick is when you reach the point of orgasm in 1.8 seconds (generally males).
The ever so growing MMORPG 'RuneScape', where the tick term derives, has a system of timed events based on ticks. These convert to around 0.6 seconds/tick.
Guy: Dude, I fucked this girl last night, but I 3-tick-dick-flicked her...

friend: Mate... that's rough; sorry, bro
by Nex (level:1001) May 30, 2016
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