top bottom bitch

Close bestfriend that always got your back no matter what aka rod.

Hold on girl let me call my top bottom bitch before we go 💅

by itsDingbat November 24, 2020

Bitch

girl whos 5'5 and in 7th grade

yo theres a bitch

by shutupmf November 9, 2020

Bitch

People named Jimmy.

Wow you’re name is jimmy you must be a bitch

by Poop scratched May 20, 2020

bitch

a female dog

thats a cool bitch you have there mrs

by Ratmannnnnnnnnnn is cool April 27, 2025

Bitch

You are the blackest bitch ever

This black bitch stole my baby

by Naheema November 22, 2023

Bitching

Someone that’s always complaining whining or Elias

Why are you always bitching

by Bitching Elias February 22, 2019

Fat Bitch Friday

Fat bitch Friday (FBF) is a day of celebration for “chonksters” and freight train mommies. If a “bitch” has cottage cheese, her glory shall be basked in on every damn Friday of every damn week. Taking the phrase “I like some meat on my bitches” literally, many men find great joy in counting the number of “honkers” they see from 12 AM to 11:59 PM, and even create a sort of sport from it. If their thighs look like McChicken, you best BELIEVE us gentlemen want some on our plate. No girl tops the other, which is one of the slight advantages it has over WGW (see definition.) Every Friday is a legal day to call a bitch out for being fat, however, praising thick shmommies may accumulate you bonus points to take her home and have her literally kill you with her thighs. Stuff your girl full of fryer grease, donuts, and fiber, because, well, who doesn’t love feasting on a fresh log, but most importantly, she needs to be ready for FBF! It’s fast approaching, so get out there with the knowledge you’ve learned and catch yourself a “thicc bih”. Or maybe make fun of her stupid obese weight (in pounds.)

Boy 1: Hey man what day is it
Boy 2: Only the best day of the week! It’s fat bitch Friday!

by Prof. Sex December 21, 2019