Dipping it in Dirty water

The act of engaging in sexual intercourse with a grotty bitch, ie the sort of woman who leaves a snail-trail of cum where ever she goes as a direct result of her indiscriminate promiscuity. Leaving the "dipper" with the stigma of "dipping it in dirty water" and probably a venereal disease too.

"you slept with her!??!! I knew you had been Dipping it in Dirty water! she's a complete slut-bucket!!!"

by Char.donnay December 14, 2008

Royal Dirty Simone

The act of a Dirty Simone, except in her bum bum instead. The act also includes swirling her ass blood in your mouth and spitting it into her unconscious face. If the smell is too bad, you may vom on her as well.

Went to Amsterdam for a sesh, met a bird and took her back to my hotel. She asked me if I knew any dirty stuff to do. I mentioned the Royal Dirty Simone.

The rest is history now.

by Adminimum March 4, 2019

dirty billie eilish

Listing to Billie eilish while having sex with a banana bread 🥖

Omg last night I was busy with dirty Billie eilish

by #billiefantopuno September 27, 2020

dirty couch cushion

when you shove a shampoo bottle up your asshole while you jerk off a hairy indonesian woman on the corner of your bed while you listen to michael bolton and microwave a shit filled burrito

i gave erica a dirty couch cushion last week, my anus hurts like shit.

by Asshole muncher March 7, 2011

Dirty Snow Cream

The act of throw frozen cum at someones face

Gunny: Hey commander

Commander: Yes?

Gunny: Catch this

Commander: I love frozen Snacks

Gunny: Yep even my Dirty Snow Cream

by chubbychaser37 November 15, 2010

Dirty Creme Egg

The act of carefully emptying the contents of a Cadbury’s creme egg through an unnoticeable hole, filling the egg with spunk and then kindly offering it to an unsuspecting friend.

John: I’m so pissed off with Keith.
Paul: Okay.
John: He beat me 5-0 at Fifa!
Paul: Hmm.
John: But I’ll have my revenge… in the form of a dirty creme egg.
Paul: You should see a doctor.

by The Knickerless Bandirt April 6, 2013

Dirty Tommy Jones

a person who doesn’t have the ability to grow anymore then a few pubes on their chin and fucks girls after a night out on their period.

Boys guess what, just gave Jasmine Callen a Dirty Tommy Jones

by AnonymouseDood April 16, 2020