Crimpin' on fams wit' my toes out

Next level of being a peeping tom. Requires extra small condoms for each toe.

I was rollin' in da' club da other day and I tried crimpin' on fams wit' my toes out, but got caught so now I'm doing 25 to life.

by Jizzy-G September 15, 2016

wild and out

Proper English for wil 'n out.

When the lady came walking past, that old chap went wild and out.

by randydarsh April 2, 2015

Asking tanner out

ask tanner out

someone asking tanner out -hey tanner wanna go out
Tanner - totally

by Convo December 4, 2019

Smacks the fuck out

Beat someone mercilessly for an obscure act. Severe punishment for doing something illegal or bad behavior.

John cracked an inappropriate joke on Jake's girlfriend, Jake smacks the fuck out of john.

by REDOXNINJA October 6, 2016

Call out push ups

A form of currency amongst gamblers usually wagered in prop bets. If you owe someone call out push ups you must do them immediately without question as directed, anywhere, anytime.

Is also applied to sit ups or anything else bored gamblers can think of.

Call out push ups example:

Degenerate 1: 200 call out pushups I can beat you at backgammon?

Degenerate 2: Sure.

Minutes, months, years or even decades later..

Degenerate 2 in Degenerate 1's office in front of Degenerate 1's boss: I'll take ten right now.

Degenerate 1 does 10 push ups.

Degenerate 2: What time's your wedding tomorrow?

Degenerate 1: 4pm.

Degenerate 2: I'll see you then. You might wanna stretch out. I might cash in on all 190 so it's a day to remember 😊

by spuncer December 8, 2020

to out someone

To force someone to come out as lgbtq or otherwise make their sexuality/gender publicly known

its not cool to out someone dude. they could get hurt if they arent in an accepting environment.

by trashgoblin12 February 9, 2020

MAKING OUT OUTSIDE HOTEL MOTEL ROOM

Well, it is when THE URBAN DICKTIONARY JOCK is returning to the SHE RA ELtON ,SHE RA ELTON , SHE RA elTON.

It preserves, conserves perfect CORPORATE AUTONOMY as NO ANYTHING OUTSIDE as ROOM SERVICE the ULTIMATE and IN ROOM ENTERTAINMENT.

Well, ANAL ALAN , when your sister saw you playing with SHIT in the BATHTUB she yelled EEEEE PEEEEEDOPHILE and coming back now with your C0PR0PHILE D0GTAG it is when you stay again not to be MAKING OUT OUTSIDE HOTEL MOTEL ROOM as the danger of being SCENE , a LEAK FROM ALAN I WALDMAN SHITTING ALL over in front of the BABIES, LITTLE BOYS , AND LITTLE GIRLS AS tTHEY own SHIT ASSH0LE ANAL ALAN as GOT BUDDAH FUCKED must now indulge IN PARTNER COPR0PHAGIA until all is said and done as that is what is called the ulti.ate DEBASEMENT for the WHIMMERS as to ELIMINATE for good the SHIT ASSH0LE ANAL ALAN IMAGE.

not to be MAKING OUT OUTSIDE HOTEL MOTEL ROOM as means show nothing to the OUTSIDE WORLD ascthe ultimate INSIDER as not MAKING OUTSIDE HOTEL MOTEL PHONE CALLS.

by .MANDATORY SHITEATER April 25, 2022