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An idiotic, severely retarded, short, ugly, pasty skinned, jew with a micro penis who doesn’t shower to go outside, and jerks off to drawings of technically legal teenage girls on rule34.com, all day long, and will never have sexual intercourse, or experience true happiness, and will die alone, likely (hopefully) soon by suicide.
Person 1: I don’t know how to describe the person reading this
Person 2: call them you
by Person with eyes September 21, 2025
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You make about as much sense as Malinda

By "Malinda" I'm talking about Malinda Kathleen Reese, that American woman who became popular on YouTube for taking content and translating it into several random languages, one after another, using Google Translate, before translating it back into English and reciting whatever garbled output was left at the end. A professional translator for 15 years, I'm incredulous (and maybe jealous). This sounds like something a modern-day teenager with too much free time on their hands would do (but that doesn't mean I don't accept that she's a good singer and capable of some fine work of genuine creative merit).
You make about as much sense as Malinda!
by The Great Bulletproof Duck October 18, 2023
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dick you in the ass

Dick you in the ass is when your telling someone you believe in something or someone that they don’t
by TJ06Brown December 20, 2020
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Fuck You

A form of verbal insult telling you to go and have sexual intercourse with yourself and is often used as a response to unorthodox behavior.
Person 1:"Dabs on them haters"

Person 2: Hey fuck you
by Dat_boii June 15, 2018
mugGet the Fuck Youmug.

Thank you, John Lennon

It's pretty simple. I say this sometimes. He was not a perfect human, but he's brought me joy many times, He just did it again.
As Jenny was learning how to play the guitar, she knew that "Across the Universe" was something she wanted to know. When she got to the second chorus she began to weep at the sheer beauty of how "nothing's gonna change her world." She set her guitar down and declared, "Thank you, John Lennon."
by von groovy August 12, 2024
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you doink

Roger: Hey Paul you Jackoff what’s 2 + 4?
Paul: 7
Roger: No you doink it’s 5
by Shloink Ma Doink Jackson January 4, 2020
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