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Get the I still love my dad Zainal Bin Hamzah. mug.A phrase yelled at the top of one person's lungs to let everybody know that they have been through tough times.
Duder 1: "So tell me this doggy. Why the hell don't you take your pain meds instead of selling them shits on the street? Isn't your neck fucked up from the car accident?"
Duder 2: "Dude I need the money! I've been through so much shit lately. You don't know where my life has been!"
Duder 2: "Dude I need the money! I've been through so much shit lately. You don't know where my life has been!"
by westfalia February 9, 2010
Get the you don't know where my life has been mug.A term originating in Montgomery and Bucks County. It's largely seen as a derogatory word towards women. It's used to call a specific women a useless slut.
Jill: Hey Billy I am so sick of you, you are such an asshole.
Billy: Wow Jill all I know is I remember when I fell off my dinosaur and I am glad we are through.
Jill: You are such an asshole.
Billy: Wow Jill all I know is I remember when I fell off my dinosaur and I am glad we are through.
Jill: You are such an asshole.
by 1258DRag April 24, 2015
Get the I remember when I fell off my dinosaur mug.used when the mother of child wants to manipulate the father in some way by depriving the father visitation and using the guise of it being "that bitch" the fathers girlfriend, friend, or any female the said mother is slightly jealous of or feels is leverage enough to use against said father
dad to baby momma: so can _______ come visit for the weekend, as outlined in our papers?
baby momma to dad: no
dad to baby momma: why? its in the papers... its my weekend!
baby momma to dad: "i don't want that bitch around my kid(s)", you can come see _______here at my house with my lame ass and then we can talk.
baby momma to dad: no
dad to baby momma: why? its in the papers... its my weekend!
baby momma to dad: "i don't want that bitch around my kid(s)", you can come see _______here at my house with my lame ass and then we can talk.
by brj365 February 5, 2012
Get the i don't want that bitch around my kid(s) mug.Last night i went out to a party and met a girl that came back to my apartment. Before we had sex we decided to foreplay so i was Digging her Fuck hole with my tongue shovel.
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