National Spend Time with your girl day

Every year for 3 days, this national event happens, all that happens is men/boys need to spend time with there girlfriend. You may spend time with your girl, but these 3 days are just for your girl, not for anyone else, just your loved one!

Boy: Hey, Let’s hangout today, I want to spend every second of the day with you, Come sleep at mine for 3 days!

Girl: Why three days?

Boy: Because it’s National Spend Time With Your Girl Day! And, I love you

by JXDXR August 10, 2021

Ubering your words

When someone is inebriated and slurring their words such that they need to take an Uber ornother ride sharing service.

Man, are you drunk? You are ubering your words.

by Dsmoothe2716 June 12, 2018

holds your asparagus

as in hold your horses , wait a minute O.O

SALLY WE NEEDA DIP AS IN RIGHT NOW I AM NOT IN THE MOOD TO BE PLAYING AROUND

"O.O HOLDS YOUR ASPARAGUS FOR ONE MOMENT"

by greenseqquoiaocean October 26, 2020

goose in your engine

a catastrophic (or near catastrophic) fiasco, out of the control of the subject.

Wow, you really have a goose in your engine.

by jed jr. October 8, 2009

Clean Your Fucking Cache

The thing you say when someone is trying to play a browser game and he can't play it because "the servers are down".
Push CTRL + SHIFT + DEL

Person 1:Bro i can't play this browser game
Person 2:Clean Your Fucking Cache CTRL+SHIFT+DEL

by napstaa967 December 9, 2019

Your dad

Someone who leaves to get the milk and never comes back

Boy 1 : When is your dad coming home?
Boy 2 : He said he is getting milk. He’s not coming back.

by Pls don’t hate me November 5, 2021

im not your girl tho

It means that your crush is not into you at all

Im not your girl tho soo

by Jack pauler January 23, 2020