poop dick ditch

An up and coming term for those lame sons of bitches who think they're kinky, but freak out and run away screaming as soon as shit gets real (literally).

"This hottie and me were getting in on real good, for sure! But then..., I um, got a little ick on me, so I had to bounce!"
"You poop dick ditched? David, that's some basic ass shit right there."

by Waitforit!** May 31, 2017

Dick high five

When the ultimate level of Bromance is reached, the need for high fives and fist bumps are replaced with DIck High Five's. Where a group of bros mash their dicks together.

Bruh, my boy finally got his dick wet last night. This calls for copious amounts of liquor and DIck High Fives !

by BlackyDaHo June 20, 2017

fish hook dick

Having a penis that makes a 180 degree bend

Joe didn't know about Jeffs fish hook dick. Once Jeff was in, Joe couldnt escape

by Diputs2 May 19, 2016

Whole bag of dicks

22 Caucasian male dicks stuffed into one bag.

Tommy would have sucked a whole bag of dicks to spend spring break in cancun.

by 5 inches is average. I swear! September 2, 2016

big fucking dick

It's a big ol' peen

Someone looking at big ol peen: "Woag, that guy has a big fucking dick. Nice!"

by Dark Angel sexmaster May 8, 2020

Kick Dick Day

On October 14th every female has the right to kick some dicks, no matter who, or when.

April shouted, “Hey Sophie! Today is KICK DICK DAY! Now we get to have revenge on your cheating ex!”
“YASSS April! He’s gonna pay!”

by RevengeDates22345 October 13, 2020

sizzle-dick-motherfucker

A person who is well known to back down when confronted by an ALPHA and/or is an overall pussy.
Also can be used as a general insult

Steve is such a sizzle-dick-motherfucker. He never stands up for himself

by Samurai Mai-Dee-Klong October 30, 2019