your mom

supposed to be offensive and funny at the same time, in order for one to feel "cool" at times.

hey joey!
hey marc!
YOUR MOM!
* looks around as if cool *
dam man that was a good one

by Tarayourmom December 28, 2005

your mum

your mum insults - nottingham style!! keeping it real - your mum keeps it real. It smells of fish in here - your mum smells of fish. Tell your mum I wont be coming round tonight because I am doing your gran. Later

I saw your mum walking down the road kicking a cardboard box, I said what you doing? She said - I is moving house, innit!?

I saw you mum walking down the road with a wok on her head and a wooden spoon in her hand, I said what you doing? - She said I is playing Robocop, innit!?

by George Chelle February 22, 2008

Your Mum

A typical childish insult from teenagers 11-16. Sometimes, because they've got nothing else to say, or because they think it makes them look 'big'

E.G. 1:

Jenny: *Yawn*

Shane: You tired?

Jenny: Yeah.. a bit.

Shane: Well your mum wasn't tired in bed last night!

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E.G. 2:

Jenny: You're so childish!

Shane: No I'm not, you motherfucking whore.

Jenny: Prove it then, cuntfaced frog featured toadostical moronized mong penguin tatoo moose!!!!

Shane: ...Ok? Go fuck your mum, slut.

by Mongifed June 12, 2008

your toast

Dont fucking use it it is stupid as fuck, white bitches use it.

Fuck you bro your toast

by BullShit Maestro April 19, 2018

your tight

When you gotta do something you don't want to do or or something went wrong

Bro you gotta bad score on your test?

Yeah

Your tight

by Cami_111 April 3, 2017

Your mom

1. When you have no other comebacks.

2. Also used as jokes to another when bored.

Example 1:
Your stupid!
Your moms stupid.

Example 2:
What are you doing the long weekend?
Your mom.

by Anonymous June 29, 2003

your mum

1. The woman who gave birth to you
2. Attempted insult,or come back, normally from a townie , normally pathetic, normally not very insulting, normally making little or no sense.

1.... explains itself doesn't it?
2.
A)Townie: Are you Jack Osbourne?
Me: No, my name's Chaz
Townie: Your Mum's Jack Osbourne!
B) <townie is standing in middle of path so people cant get past, cos he's such a badass>
Me: can you get out the way please?
Townie: <leaving quickly> your mum for men!

by Chaz April 17, 2004