The Public Toilet

The Public Toilet.

When you perform Anal sex on a women and ejaculated , you leave your cock in her bum and take a piss at the same time you take a shit then put it inside her pussy , making her a human urinal .

The public toilet - I used her like a public toilet , she was full of piss , shit and spunk .

by The Public Toilet November 20, 2018

Toilet carton

A carton that you shit in if you don't have a toilet

Dude I don't have a toilet so I'll use this toilet carton

by Leora27 July 9, 2017

Fresh Toilet Rich

So rich that you can afford to have your toilet replaced by a fresh one after you use it once.

"Forget about making six figures, I'm trying to get Fresh Toilet Rich!"

by BlorpBlorp August 31, 2017

Helicopter toilet

It's a truckers term Its when a truck driver shits in a bag and spins it in circles above there head then launches it where ever

Hey I had to take a huge dump and didnt want to take time to pull off into a truck stop or rest stop so I just pulled over on the interstate and went in a bag and flung a "helicopter toilet "onto the side of the road

by Twiztedbtch72 October 21, 2018

Toileter

Someone who is in the toilet reasing themselves,,,

The toileter was just few minutes to leave the toilet after suffering from running stomach.

by Thiboz October 30, 2018

plunge your toilet

Slang phrase meaning "I want to shove my hard shaft up your ass" aka anal.

Babe, I want to plunge your toilet, so bad tonight.

by lil_birdy January 3, 2019

Toilet Plants

Made of water, wood, mud, grass and worms this potion creates a large toilet in your back garden. It will eat you if you do not give enough worms. Made by two 6 year olds in 201

" Hey look i made a toilet plants!"

by toiletplants101 January 4, 2019