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I have to pee like a monster

When one has to pee really bad, they have to pee like a monster. When you have to pee so bad you can't wait. Having to pee to the extreme. Getting upset because there is no where to pee.
Why is there no public restroom? I have to pee like a monster!
by Emory February 12, 2006
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Kiss her where she pees

To perform oral sex on a female. Snatch lickin' good.
1: "I went over to Carla's last night..."

2: "Oh yeah? Did you kiss her where she pees?"
by Dizzdog October 10, 2009
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rev el pee ness

A penis shaped like a revel do to having sex with a relatively narrow flat ass crack.
haurdcidr is so gay that he has a revelpenis, i would know
by judah2 December 9, 2003
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Why is my pee red?

This is just a prank a few redditor try to pull on the Google search Engine(probably the gay mods on r/Dank memes) . The people who participate in this needs to Google search "Why is my pee red?" and feel like they achieved something and go back to PornHub to jerk their pp on some drawn japanese girl who looks like twelve but whatever.
I'm an internet meme lord im gonna type Why is my pee red? To the browser to assert dominance
by r/AreLGBTsOK? November 30, 2020
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when ed sheeran pees on the floor

when we fell in love he peed on the floor and i licked it up 🥰
When we fell in love, you made my heart drop
And you had me thinkin' 'bout you non-stop
But you cry 'bout this and whine about that
When you grow a pear, you can call me back
Yeah, I think you're hot, I think you're alright
But you're actin' like a chick all the time
You were cool and now you're not, just like that
When you grow a pear, you can call me back when ed sheeran pees on the floor 😻
by ed sheeran 😻 September 13, 2021
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