Mongolian Tea Party

When a lady on her period removes her tampon and releases her "flow" into the tank of a toilet. She then leaves the used tampon in the tank with the string dangling out of the back like the world's nastiest tea bag.

A* My boyfriend cheated on me!

B* Girl! He's not worth you! Hit him with the Mongolian tea party before leaving his ass!

by WhiskeyRoler January 31, 2023

Charizard iced tea

A sexual act in which you pee in the others mouth with your arms out wide and you have a stick coming out of your ass that’s on fire at the end

My mom accidentally walked in on me and my girlfriend when she was doing the charizard iced tea.

by Father_Figure_7 March 23, 2021

Protein Tea Party

When a Man or Woman fills tea cups with copious amounts of seminal or vaginal fluid.

We all had a great time at yesterdays protein tea party. Everyone loved the selections and no one left hungry.

by M911 October 27, 2011

Kentucky tea-bag

The act of pouring burbon in a woman's mouth, then dunking your balls into said mouth

I'm going to take her home and give her a good ol' Kentucky tea-bag

by Bigred22 January 10, 2017

h33t tea

h33t tea is mcdonalds sweet tea. 'sweet' is replaced by h33t to describe how awesome the sweet tea is. cuz its fuckin heat and unsweetend tea can get bent

(man 1)hey bro, what are you doing tonight?
(man 2)im gonna go to mcdonalds and get some h33t tea. cuz its fuckin heat

by B-Frank89 October 20, 2008

Shitfucking tea bitch

Someone that takes some shit, puts it into a tea bag and fucks it. Kinda like a guy who works in an office and always walks by the break-room to make tea right after coming out of the bathroom. Suddenly his mug is filled with a brown substance and he then walks away with a smile on his face.

That shitfucking tea bitch sure knows how to piss me off

Piss-biscuit and shitfucking tea bitch went to the bar

by cornholouos February 17, 2010

mexican tea kettle

To urinate into a persons tea kettle and allow that to steam off into the persons house.

The Coinbird remembered to ingest alot of vitamin C before applying the mexican tea kettle to his wife. The urine vapours which filled the wifes house was very potent, she was replused.

by adammiskeiwicz February 10, 2009