Cringy Retard

Someone who plays Fortnite

Guy 1- Ayo what you gonna play

Gay Bitch: Fortnite

Guy: That game is shit cringy retard

by Cringy Retard February 16, 2022

effing retarded

extraordinarily obtuse and/or lame

That guy's Facebook post about loving ice cream was so effing retarded.

by checkled slovockia February 6, 2012

Retard toe

Some one with retard toe

Tom has retard toe

by Kachiggamanigga May 7, 2019

Retarded Caveman

Before anticipated intercourse (anally, orally, vaginally, etc...), you shave off all your pubic hair. If you do not have a large amount, please ask your partner to chip in. Place the collected pubic hair into a baggie or something to keep it safe during sex. Immediately before ejaculation, place penis or vagina on the forehead of your partner. Proceed to let the bodily fluid spew between their hairline and their brow. Once finished, use a soft paintbrush or tissue to smear or paint the fluid on the forehead in an even fashion. When you have good coverage, place the collected pubic hair onto the area. Ask you partner to hold still until dry.

Damn! That girl's hairline is so low, she looks like a retarded caveman!

by Seattle Hammer Man October 10, 2018

double retarded

more than retarded

''man you're double retarded lol''

by pickledEggs69 May 3, 2018

The Retard's Gambit

Relating to game theory, utilizing a finite but easily consumed resource when a higher quantity or potentially unlimited resource is available.

Eating a healthy chicken is easy, but with some work in taking care of it and harvesting it's eggs you avoid falling for The Retard's Gambit.

by gamblorizer November 20, 2020

Retard Savant

A person with no real talent or intelligence who thinks they are superior to everyone around them. Pretentious condescending people with no life experience.

Doug Lee said that his job is making him dumber by the day. He's such a retard savant.

by CapnShea September 8, 2016