STOP PEEING YOUR PANTS

a way of telling people to stop freaking out. not widely used, but people will probably know what you mean anyway.

EXAMPLE:
DAD: WHERE IS THE REMOTE? I DON'T WANT TO WATCH THIS SHOW!
ME: oh my gosh dad, can you stop peeing your pants? i'll find it...

by soccerbitch4 April 28, 2011

I have to pee like a monster

When one has to pee really bad, they have to pee like a monster. When you have to pee so bad you can't wait. Having to pee to the extreme. Getting upset because there is no where to pee.

Why is there no public restroom? I have to pee like a monster!

by Emory February 13, 2006

don't pee on the floor use the commodore

a pufferfish singing

ratatata don't pee on the floor use the commodore

by Phu The Writer May 11, 2022

Kiss her where she pees

To perform oral sex on a female. Snatch lickin' good.

1: "I went over to Carla's last night..."

2: "Oh yeah? Did you kiss her where she pees?"

by Dizzdog October 10, 2009

rev el pee ness

A penis shaped like a revel do to having sex with a relatively narrow flat ass crack.

haurdcidr is so gay that he has a revelpenis, i would know

by judah2 December 10, 2003

Why is my pee red?

This is just a prank a few redditor try to pull on the Google search Engine(probably the gay mods on r/Dank memes) . The people who participate in this needs to Google search "Why is my pee red?" and feel like they achieved something and go back to PornHub to jerk their pp on some drawn japanese girl who looks like twelve but whatever.

I'm an internet meme lord im gonna type Why is my pee red? To the browser to assert dominance

by r/AreLGBTsOK? December 01, 2020

scooby doo pee poop

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by Nigaga gotta go caca March 05, 2019