when ur listening to some hype ass music and ur dumbass friend facetimes/calls u as the beat is abt to drop
alex calls*
alex: yo
me: bro i was listening to music and u called me as the beat was abt to drop. u gave me headphone blue balls
alex: BRO IM DEADDD U DESCRIBED THAT IN THE BEST WAY
me: yea i’m cool like that
alex: blue ears
me: i’m adding that to UD rn
alex: no fucking way
alex: yo
me: bro i was listening to music and u called me as the beat was abt to drop. u gave me headphone blue balls
alex: BRO IM DEADDD U DESCRIBED THAT IN THE BEST WAY
me: yea i’m cool like that
alex: blue ears
me: i’m adding that to UD rn
alex: no fucking way
by lolimagine September 27, 2022

A former NHL hockey player, who made his living ripping tape to tape passes to Sidney Crosby. Member of the 1997 South Shore Kings. Known for his satellite dish ears.
by jp1123 March 7, 2021

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by Oofboitom May 11, 2019

Commonly abbreviated as SED, Significant Ear Damage is genre of music created for Zac Seif's music, specifially a song called "I can't survive," because even Emo is not terrible enough a genre to categorize his music as.
Guy 1: Did you hear Zac Seif's new song? It's the best example of Significant Ear Damage music out there!
Guy 2: Thanks for the warning, I'll be sure to avoid it!
Guy 2: Thanks for the warning, I'll be sure to avoid it!
by SignificantEarDamage July 12, 2012

Hey man weren't u listening to classical music this morning now extratone and you sleep with harsh noise?
I just have an open ear buddy
I just have an open ear buddy
by Open Ear November 7, 2024
