Dirt AIDS

When you stick your hands into a pile of dirt and get AIDS

"Oh shit! I think I just got dirt AIDS"

by connorsimpson May 24, 2017

Lightening aids

When a bolt of nightening hits u in the rectum like its 1994, and then u get the aids in ur butt

Hey Marco, I heard about that lightning bolt that hit u in the answer

Yeah, man now is have the lightening aids

by The true odog September 30, 2022

Cat aids

It's when someone white dragon the cat

Cat aids it's when someone white dragon the cat

by Juniebugg253 January 10, 2019

band-aid medicine

Typical of modern medicine, focusing on curing symptoms rather than their cause.

Patient *has heart attack*
Doctor: We are going to have to remove your heart.
Patient: Won't I die?
Doctor: Yes but you will not have any more heart attacks.
Patient: 'walks out' I don't know if I want band-aid medicine. Maybe I will just lay off the Mickey D's

by 1Head January 30, 2021

band-aid medicine

Typical of modern medicine, focusing on curing symptoms rather than their cause.

Patient *has heart attack*
Doctor: We are going to have to remove your heart.
Patient: Won't I die?
Doctor: Yes but you will not have any more heart attacks.
Patient: *walks out* I don't know if I want band-aid medicine. Maybe I will just lay off the Mickey D's.

by 1Head January 30, 2021

AIDS Nebulizer

A term used by the late Norm Macdonald To describe gay oral sex

Lil nas X on that AIDS Nebulizer

by Factus deletus September 17, 2021

Smoking the Kool Aid

A variation on Drinking the Kool Aid, or Don't Drink the Kool Aid.

Oh man, you've really been smoking the Kool Aid.

by 2TD November 08, 2020