Ethan

Ethan is that really dumb kid that always wants rot be in the center of attention. He will always want attention, and is the most annoying person you will ever meet. He smells like a toilet walking around all day, and you shouldn’t be friends with him. This is a warning. Don’t hang out with an Ethan.

Hey guys, I got a 78 on my test! My mom will get me something from McDonalds!

No one cares, Ethan. Go take a bath.

by JacksonTheFortniteGod September 24, 2020

Ethan rivera

This is the best bop in the world and he has sex all day long

ethan rivera fuck it’s so big

by kkkthatstheklkluxklan May 23, 2024

Ethan

He's a real textbook geeky nerd but hes pretty funny and super chill.

"U got 100%, wow you're such an ethan."

by Trueblue16 September 24, 2025

ethan

I LOVE ETHAN SO MUCH WHAT THE FUCK IM LITERALLY BAWLING MY EYES OUT RN. ETHAN IS THE MOST SWEETEST GUY EVER BUT ALSO REALLY BITCHY TO HIS FAMILY MEMBERS BUT WHO THE FUCK CARES I LOVE ETHAN. (he doesn’t know me cuz he’s my hallway crush.)

Girl 1: yo look it’s ethan
me: OMG WHAT THE FUCK DO I LOOK GOOD OMG ITS ETHAN I LOVE ETHAN I WISH I WAS I HIS ARMS RN
girl 1: ok

by ilovefrankocean123 October 19, 2023

Ethan

the hottest mf alive.

Ethan is so damn hot

by bigdickmf3647 July 23, 2021

mark and ethan

the beloveds, the heroes, but are strangely obsessed with the other getting hurt

“do you like mark and ethan?”

“yes ofc”

by unus annus my beloved November 25, 2021

Ethan

The type of guy who could have a girl feeling his bicep but not pick up her signals.

Man you see that, he is such a Ethan

by saxon24 December 9, 2021