Drinking Gay Potion At 3 AM

so bassically you have to search the jungle gaymusius and in a secret passage you find it the holy GAY POTION if you drink the potion at 3 AM Kermit The Frog will start Fucking you hard

Person 2 how was Drinking Gay Potion At 3 AM

Person 1 i Drank the Gay Potion At 3 AM last night and fucked kermit the frog HARD

Person 2 how big is it

Person 1 Kermits!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Person 2 ya

Person 1 a whole 9 CUBITS (13.5 feet)

Person 2 gyad damnnnn

Person 1 ikr. so small

Person 2 the fuck

Person 1 ya only half the size of mine

Person 2 (ಠ_ಠ)

by Nater Potaterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr February 14, 2024

Drink N' Lick

The act of taking a drink and licking the bottle so the next guy gets to have your spit in his hand.

"That's right punk, you just got drink n' licked... next time you'll think before you try to backwash my in my soda."

by The Shakespearean Antagonist May 6, 2009

Drinking the purple

Being bi/being aware of being bi/being out as bi

I’ve been drinking the purple for a few years now

by Shadow69420666 May 5, 2024

Drink Off

To drink, to continue to drink, or to finish drinking.

*Bartender announces last call*
Kate: "Lets leave and go drink off at my place!"

by onesassykate April 5, 2023

Drinking age

The age you can Drink at

I can Drink now the Drinking age is 19

by 459395 March 6, 2022

Cam Drink

/kam-drɪŋk/
Noun
A casual, yet boozy outing, the intensity and duration to which is decided by the participant who expresses the least enthusiasm.

Let's go for a drink. Nothing too intense; just a Cam Drink.

by SecretAgentRandyBeans October 5, 2022

Fountain Drink

A type of soda unknown to Jack In The Box employees, as referenced in a George Lopez stand-up

Customer: What kind of fountain drinks do y'all have?
Employee: Excuse me?
Customer: What kind of fountain drinks do y'all have?
Employee: One minute please... Oye, este vato me está diciendo fountain drinks. What is fountain drinks? Es soda? Porque no me dijo soda?

Employee back on the mic: WHY YOU NO SAY SODA STUPID!!!!

by Porque Me Buscan September 27, 2020