Bearded Spiderman

When a boy cums in his hand, webs it over the girl's mouth then pulls a handful of his own pubes out and throws them on top so it sticks like a beard.

'You look different today...'
'Yeah i got bearded spiderman last night..'

by Lily Spunkface November 4, 2011

Beard

Nickname of the greatest “Step-Back” artist in whole NBA, James Harden

Yo, Beard was cooking them boys, tonight.
Man, I miss those days when Beard used to drop 40s or 50s on daily.

by yofriendlyneighbourhoodgoat May 15, 2022

simone beard

the best girl that you can ever meet in your life she will be the light in your life but he boyfriend is very protective of her so stay away anyway she the best girl in the world and the cutest thing alive

OMG IS THAT SIMONE BEARD!!!! holy S****

by Im the creator January 14, 2018

beard dimple

When your beard has a dimple, and your chin does not; when there is an indentation in your facial hair

Your facial hair is growing in nicely except for that beard dimple in the middle of your beard

by Jewbooty816 December 9, 2016

Bearded Brotherhood of Sandwich Enthusiasts

The Bearded Brotherhood of Sandwich Enthusiasts (BBSE) was a plot device in the post-communist revolutionary world developed acclaimed writing critic and author Isaac S. The world focuses on the downtroddden of society with themes of redemption and rebirth. The BBSE is one of the main factions, and the main character of the first volume is Hans, one of the six senior high-sandwich-artists of the organisation. At the time of writing the epic post-communist revolutionary saga is yet to reach its conclusion, but it is widely speculated that they will succeed in their efforts to secure voting rights for dogs and defeat the zealous crusaders of the palm trees of the north.

In the post-communist revolutionary world, the Bearded Brotherhood of Sandwich enthusiasts were the most benevolent faction and their support of voting rights for dogs reflected this.

Hans is part of the Bearded Brotherhood of Sandwich Enthusiasts! Didn't you know?

The Bearded Brotherhood of Sandwich Enthusiasts was dedicated to finding the perfect sandwich, a task they complete before volume 1. Six sandwiches for the high-sandwich-artists and three for the dog-king Rufus. But all of them were deceived because another sandwich was made.

by GreySevenFourPrime June 30, 2020

Bearded Cave

Way of saying hairy vagina.

Jamie had a bearded cave inside her panties and needed to trim it.

by Kev22Wilt October 7, 2015

Shave Your Beard

To tell someone off over something pointless or ridiculous. Used when your friend is rambling about something that isn’t even your business and you just have to get him to shut the fuck up.

Ron: Yo bro! I talked to that Adrianna girl in school today. She’ll be my prom date! Isn’t this so ex-

Peter: Shave your beard, Ron.

Ron: What?

Peter: I said shave your beard Ron!

by IAmTheOneWhoShits December 9, 2024