A carrot lord is a person who is genuinely nice but can be a dick at times. It takes a while to hit their soft spot
by Aryec October 29, 2020
Get the carrot lordmug. by [X]exon September 2, 2017
Get the Lord Popomug. by Weena Chong July 5, 2022
Get the The Lord Farquaadmug. an expression commonly said when showing astonishment or disbelief, or in other cases, disappointment or excitement.
“why do I hear high heels clicking in the distance?” you look around.
click click click click.
a figure approaches.
you watch as the figure walks towards you, strutting flawlessly as the clicks of the high heels increase in volume.
As the person approaches you, they come to a sudden stop with a loud echoing click of the heel.
you stare for a moment.
“oh my lordy lord!” they exclaim loudly and suddenly in a dramatic and sassy voice, almost in disgust, whipping their head away from you and quickly extending out their arm, the palm of their hand inches from your face.
a short but long silence passes, but the atmosphere is thick with your confusion.
They turn, their back facing you, and begin strutting away.
they make their way back from where they emerged from the shadows, and the clicking dissipates in the distance as you watch them disappear.
“WTF BRO 😭😭” you say.
THE END
click click click click.
a figure approaches.
you watch as the figure walks towards you, strutting flawlessly as the clicks of the high heels increase in volume.
As the person approaches you, they come to a sudden stop with a loud echoing click of the heel.
you stare for a moment.
“oh my lordy lord!” they exclaim loudly and suddenly in a dramatic and sassy voice, almost in disgust, whipping their head away from you and quickly extending out their arm, the palm of their hand inches from your face.
a short but long silence passes, but the atmosphere is thick with your confusion.
They turn, their back facing you, and begin strutting away.
they make their way back from where they emerged from the shadows, and the clicking dissipates in the distance as you watch them disappear.
“WTF BRO 😭😭” you say.
THE END
by shiny 🤖 October 20, 2022
Get the oh my lordy lordmug. A man named Jason Freeland whom has a Lord Dragon Cock. His cock has girth and is long. It roars, and breathes fire . It shoots super long , and says I am Lord Dragon Cock .
by Ultra Violet July 26, 2022
Get the Lord Dragon Cockmug. a small annoying child usually located around Yorkshire. regularly fuming and the definition of raging autisim, who cant resist the one and only lord atkinson.
by Domwpc September 27, 2020
Get the lord atkinsonmug. A woman that is very loyal to her church. Attends church regularly and volunteers for all church functions and is the pinnacle of what church ladies should strive to be.
Karen: That woman is such a brown noser. She's always at church and is always sucking up to everyone.
Rachel: No Karen, she's not a brown noser; she's a Lady of the Lord (L.O.L).
Rachel: No Karen, she's not a brown noser; she's a Lady of the Lord (L.O.L).
by Twatts! March 4, 2011
Get the Lady of the Lord (L.O.L)mug.