Lion Kinging

The act of holding up your dog 6 feet in the air while singing “Circle of Life.”

I Lion Kinged the shit out of my dog last night!

"Lion King" FAIL example: While Lion Kinging my 2lb. dog, he jumped out of my arms and fell six feet down and hit his head. As a result, I will NEVER Lion King AGAIN!

by lv4kiki October 1, 2014

SNAKE KING

Someone who is a Snake, and the biggest most slitheriest one of em all. Liar. Cheat. Loot Theif.

Also known as: Sheev Patel from Addison, IL

Wonder if Snake King is actually watching a movie?

by Xhuxwkanzbx July 22, 2018

King Coz

A guy by the name of ‘Coznigs’ who is a very strong person who will never back down from anything, he is a king and always will be a king.

King Coz what’s poppin my dude

by Corey Zielinski May 29, 2019

Carpet King

A term for a man (or woman) that has sex with a lot of women.

Person:He told me he's been with dozens of girls!
Person: What a carpet king!

by Jealousjelly November 1, 2011

Cringe King

A man (boy) hybrid who enjoys the essence of everything cringy and will poison you in every inch of your body with his cringiness.

*dabs behind the head at asian buffet* *continues to eat cherry covered bananas* Michael... You are the cringe king...

by Thirrrst god January 12, 2018

King James

N. A generous, fuzzy god, known for its mysterious and glorious golden booty. A King James is one cheap ass motherfucker and will most likely be spotted frolicking with its nugget (a stout angry and smelly creature that likes to tag along). A King James enjoys a good beer and schnaz. Never fuck with a King James.

Sniff sniff...I smell a booty. Can it be? Is it a king James?

I love my king James!!

by salt lake cindy October 19, 2013

king of cheese

someone who cums so much you could run a cheese factory

james is a king of cheese

by Daddy Swedosh April 22, 2020