David💚

David is the reason I’m still here, he means the world to me, the most lovable person ever

Me- have you seen David💚?
Person 2- yeah he cute asf
Me- OI HE IS MINE

by NFISTHEREALESTRAPPER May 2, 2022

David's Toybox

A white trailer used to torture and sexually torture victims in. It includes a homemade shock chair, BDSM sex toys and torture devices.

I'm gonna take that chick to David's Toybox

by SoundsAboutRight September 15, 2016

David Batley

he's a lanky prick who lives to seek out girls tits and finds them to DESTROY!!!

that's pretty much it, he looks like the Wal-Mart boy- watch out for that BOYYYY 🙂

David Batley- the big man himself

by M8_101 May 25, 2018

David Kaczynski

He's just as Polish as his brother.

David Kaczynski thinks wearing glasses makes him look less Polish. He thinks they are robot alien blockers, and that the FBI only went after his brother and didn't pay him one million dollars because he didn't have his glasses on.

by Solid Mantis October 6, 2021

david perez

The sweetest person alive. They have the biggest heart will help anyone in need. If you find one keep them forever and ever you will never regret it.

Damn, I'm so lucky to have David Perez in my life.

by Jokerkillsbatman December 18, 2016

david maura

a redneck kid from connecticut who THINKS hes the shit but really he cries in his sleep. he is also very gay

Hey, dont be a David Maura because no one will like you.

by MasterMind4567 November 18, 2013

david marshall

the most beautiful man to ever come out of scotland. saves pens and shags yer mothers. he is the national treasure of the scottish nation and is an absolute icon. he took the whole of scotland in his hands and shat on serbia.

na na na na na na na na na na na david marshall.

by yeeeeeeeeee course May 16, 2021