salty tart

To describe a person that is so salty and or mad, they start coming uncontrollably from there eyeballs, causing pain and minor tickling

Look at that poor salty tart

I feel so bad for that salty tart

by Grapefruit December 6, 2016

salty panties

When someone is very short tempered or aggravated and snaps at another person.

" I wouldn't talk to Cody, he has salty panties. Let him cool down for a minute."

by Shanda Robinson June 2, 2008

The Salty Snapper

Located mostly in your more humid states like Florida. Sweaty Puss, salty vag, steamy clam.

It was so hot and humid today I have The Salty Snapper! I should really take a shower!

by Tray007 August 14, 2018

Salty spittoon

When he comes in your mouth, you make it come out of your eyeball and shoot it back in his mouth.

Omg Cameron gave Tarynn a salty spittoon and it was so cool!

by Bitchinkristoff May 12, 2018

Salty Tears

Is where you at a super duper hot area and you are sweating soo much that your entire face is covered with sweat and the sweat enters your eye making your eyes burn and red

I hate riding in your car because it has no a/c and during hot days I always have salty tears which I cannot stand.

by EMD F59PHI August 16, 2024

salty facial

The dragging of one's sweaty nutsack or balls down/across the face of the unfortunate defender who failed to block a vicious dunk.

Dude! did you see that salty facial that Carmello Anthony just laid on LeBron James?!!!

by Cookie777 November 17, 2011

Salty Cracker

Usually someone named Kuro who thinks they know everything but often the opposite is true. This behavior often results in an obnoxious level of arrogance. The interaction usually leaves a bad taste in your mouth afterwards.

"Kuro is acting like they're right again. I looked it up. They're wrong. Again."
"Don't bring it up. Kuro will just shit-talk you."
"I know. Kuro is such a Salty Cracker."

by ProbablyTrash December 3, 2018