Salty

Everyone's salty on this universe so why the FUCK are you judging?

Retarded Roblox player : omg ur so salty ecks dee

by ValIsDesperate May 6, 2019

salty

1. possessing qualities deemed belligerent or bitter due to oneself's personal loss or any like event brought about by a dissatisfying incident

"Chester was evidently salty he lost to an opposing individual in a battle of fisticuffs, as he claimed there were inequities due to an age-based disadvantage, in which he is essentially citing a difference in muscular composition and development"

by chester224_ March 6, 2017

salty

When someone is butthurt. They're usually selfish and are salty when things don't go their way.

dude 1: but we planned this since yesterday and YOU said you were going to pay
dude 2: sorry, can't go anymore. I got a date with my gf

dude 1: what the h -
dude 3: he's salty

by yullen July 30, 2017

The Salty Oyster

When you eat her out on your beach but after she takes a dip in the ocean

Do you want me to give you the salty oyster?

by Opblaas Henjjjj April 23, 2025

Salty surfing

Surfing the internet for excessive amounts of time -mainly social media- looking for salty bitches or salty characters or people being salty . (See salty definition on other page)

It took me all night of salty surfing to find my next date.

by Savage Monroe September 14, 2025

Salty Wale

Salty Whale is when you ask a question to get the teacher off topic

in Latin class studentA: hey Mr.127, what does amo amare come from?

Mr.12: you see studenA, it comes from no Salty Wales

by BigDaddyShaq December 15, 2019

salty

/ˈsôltē / adj.
1. A characteristic of one who has just been offended and metaphorically has cried, leaving the salt of their tears on their face.
2. A revengeful attitude

Jim: F**k! I can't believe I lost again! It was definitely the fault of this controller!
Bill: Stay salty bro! Aha!

by CountViktor February 28, 2017