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Pre-Concussion Shake

A mix of ingredients put together to prepare your noggin for the biggest, most fucking gigantic concussion this green world can give a person.

The ingredients of such a shake are unknown to humankind and every living species in a milky way.

Recently though, a man known as Aziz Walid Alghawas has recently found out the ingredients to the pre concussion shake and continues to keep the recipe to himself.
"Bro, did you know Aziz sponsored Conor Mcgregor with Pre-concussion shakes for the rest of his career?"

"JFK was supplied with a motherload of pre-concussion before he was...."
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Jimmy Shake

The act of self or another persons masturbation.
Damn you know that girl Susan, she gave the me ol’ Jimmy shake last night!
by Little Mrs Bish February 21, 2022
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Hawaiian Hand-Shake

The Act when two people, male or female does not matter, where one proceeds to shit into the other's gaping asshole, so the piece of shit is in limbo between both person's anal cavity. After this, the 2 people start to shake their bottoms until the turd breaks apart, creating a handshake
"Mr. Page seemed very nice when I met him, so I gave him a Hawaiian hand-shake as a sign of gratitude for his work at our company!"
by JamesPage February 4, 2025
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Hand shake sausage

The man part between thy legs
by Bones712 December 10, 2022
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Shakes

A general term used to generically describe a shifter and brake lever combined together on a road bicycle.

This superseeds any specific branding a manufacturer may have, for example STI or Ergo lever
Does anyone have replacement hoods for my 9spd shakes?
by Tharossa February 19, 2023
mugGet the Shakesmug.

I'm shaking my booty

the action of shaking ones booty
Susan: I'm shaking my booty
Frank: ok
by deep fried potato December 7, 2021
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Shake My Sparkle

To fully satisfy ones sexual desires or fantasies.
I gave her a few chances, but she just couldn't shake my sparkle.
by Blahblahskiddlebob January 30, 2023
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