The Retard's Gambit

Relating to game theory, utilizing a finite but easily consumed resource when a higher quantity or potentially unlimited resource is available.

Eating a healthy chicken is easy, but with some work in taking care of it and harvesting it's eggs you avoid falling for The Retard's Gambit.

by gamblorizer November 20, 2020

Crash Retard

A Person who passed the level of being a crash dummy

Me: Ion fuck with marky that nigga a crash dummy

You: nawh that nigga surpassed crash dummy bro a whole crash retard

by Ethan keeling November 2, 2020

retarded mf

someone who is retarded and fucks their mom

bro im a retarded mf
wait what

by rose kai is king March 2, 2021

Retard proud

The act of being so proud or happy about an accomplishment you bring it up randomly in conversation without any context or relation to the actual topic of discussion.

Tom- Hey Bob, did you catch the game?

Bob- Yeah I di...

Larry- I GOT NEW SEASHELLS FOR MY SEASHELL COLLECTION!!

Tom- ...Uhhh, cool ?

Bob- ...Yeah, nice...wow.

Larry - I was retard proud guys, sorry about that.

by devildogg75 September 18, 2012

effing retarded

extraordinarily obtuse and/or lame

That guy's Facebook post about loving ice cream was so effing retarded.

by checkled slovockia February 6, 2012

retard happy

In it's essence, an orgasm. You feel so good and so happy but you can't explain it, it's just good.

Man, she made me feel so good last night, I was like retard happy.

by theamazingsquid March 11, 2012

Retard Tinglies

When you watch someone do something retarded, and feel embarrassed for them.

I just watched Joe fall down the stairs in front of tons of people. Man, I have the worst retard tinglies!

by dc1234567 July 26, 2011