A player of a board or card game that acts immaturely. E.G. Tries to take back moves, Rubs winning in, Berates themselves or others for losing.
Kiddie-pool player: FUCK, I CAN'T BELIEVE I MISSED THAT. WHY AM I SUCH A RETARD?!?
Player 1:Go play in the Kiddie-pool.
Player 2: Yeah, you're being a real kiddie-pool player.
Player 1:Go play in the Kiddie-pool.
Player 2: Yeah, you're being a real kiddie-pool player.
by Shiftymruzik July 15, 2010

A YouTuber named Newscapepro or Cory
He is really good at bedwars,gets alot of kills,loves murder mystery and a good friend.
He is really good at bedwars,gets alot of kills,loves murder mystery and a good friend.
by Pink_Cherry_blom June 10, 2018

Either a 6-10 year old kid who thinks adopt me is the best game. Or a kinda chill 16 year old. There is no in between. Anyone under the age of 12 on roblox is a loser.
by Milfmuncher69xX January 2, 2022

by abcdefg1980 July 22, 2022

The urge to be first, the center of attention, or the front runner in any aspect of day-to-day life, the term deriving from the multiplayer video game position of "player one".
Fred has player one syndrome: he always has to have the first controller, otherwise he gets upset and doesn't play.
Marge has been really controlling lately. Maybe she has player one syndrome?
Why does Layla think she can get whatever she wants if she throws a tantrum? She's such a player one.
Marge has been really controlling lately. Maybe she has player one syndrome?
Why does Layla think she can get whatever she wants if she throws a tantrum? She's such a player one.
by kemist97 October 31, 2022

A Female construct to avoid taking responsibility for their own superficial values on what they find attractive, ignoring red flags and focusing on the "sweet talk" and forearm tattoos instead of the fundamentals women complain about. A Player puts on a 2D facade that can easily be seen through in short period of time, but continues the charade due to its effectiveness on willing participants that despite their claims are enamored with the display/show.
by 9yner March 18, 2024
