Post Muse Blues

The feeling you get the day after you have just witnessed a Muse concert - It's a depressing feeling, knowing that you will have to wait ages to see them again. Can last up to a week.

Guy1: I was at a Muse concert last night
Guy2: Yeh was it good?
Guy1: Of course it was good, it's Muse! - but now I have post muse blues :(

by Matthew bennett November 13, 2006

Post-Artcore

A shitty non-genre of music that kids your roommates sister brings over use to describe the music they like or play when they're trying to sound intelligent, cultured and like they appreciate the dichotomy of music, when in reality, they listen to Oceana.

Dumbass: I can't tell you the name of my band, because we're going to be a big deal, and we want to keep it under wraps. But we play Post-Artcore. We're influenced by... (Starts to name-drop a bunch of shitty bands), So you know, it's awesome.

Me: You're a moron.

by PsychoactiveEyes December 22, 2013

post nasal drip

A syndrome diagnosed by any and all pediatrician and physician describing the ailments of all children.

Your child has post nasal drip. End of story.

by Blueyez7579 April 7, 2016

Haunted Post Office

An unusual sex act developed in the late seventies. It involves a man wearing a white sheet to make him resemble a ghost. He then has sex with a woman. Ideally, the sex will take place in an actual post office. As he climaxes, he cums into an envelope. He takes this envelope and and mails it to his sex partner's mother.

Mary and I did some freaky stuff last night, we even tried a Haunted Post Office.

by CzarIvan12 November 21, 2011

post-poo relief

The euphoric feeling in your belly after dropping a big load.

Load, crap, shit, pleasure,post-poo relief

by leb_katt October 29, 2013

Post Arousal Munchies

Also known as "P.A.M.", An intense hunger after being aroused, or performing any sexual activity.

Guy: "That was some amazing sex!"
Girl: "Damn, I've got Post Arousal Munchies"

by SkylerS. November 24, 2011

Post-Game Swag

The swag you have after winning a match; makes you seem cooler. Can also be used after losing a match to make you look like less of a failure.

Example 1:

Person 1: Its bad enough they beat us in soccer...now they're breakin' out their post-game swag...

Example 2:

Person 1: Hey we just killed them in that basketball game. Why are they so happy and cool?

Person 2: Oh, it must be post-game swag....

by Narwhals27 October 13, 2010