Oliver

Some b-tch probably obsessed with food.
Can't choose an aesthetic.

Indentity crisis every 30 minutes.
Messy-as- room.
Never stops reading.
Cannot save money for the life of them.
Will fight you if you insult cheese, and their best friends.

Mom: Oliver, stop reading and go clean up your room. You still owe me that $7

Oliver: About that.. *setting a book down slowly* I kind of went to get boba..?

by urmom'sanetheritehoe August 12, 2021

Oliver

Identifies as sigma male and has a controversial opinion on everything

Oh look it’s Oliver, what a sigma male

by Willpick3001 April 1, 2021

Oliver

The most retarded kid from band. This dumbass got his leg broken by another kid because he sucked so much ass at marching.

Me: "Oliver is such a retard"
Everyone else: "agreed"

by The_me_ February 13, 2022

oliver rowely

A autistic man who is obsessed with dicks and a good pornstar

Person: I got a big dick
Oliver: send some please
Person: You really want it oliver rowely ;)

by Harleyx October 20, 2017

Oliver

A handsome man and loving dude he's smart and cute anyone would love to have him so girl if you have a oliver you better watch out for other girl

A girl try to flirt with my man but my Oliver is all mine

by Kitten_babygirl_love February 13, 2020

Olive

Gaslighter. Destroyer of worlds. True evil

Smh Olive is starting another World War again.

by sleeph0bic February 22, 2022

Oliver

Oliver is a really good name and i love it. he is very funny and kind. he always answers the teacher and is very smart. he is very timid around girls and always is nice to girls.

OMG look at that boy he looks very smart and kind,He must be an Oliver!

by layrowl2011 August 21, 2020