Morning-scroll

That moment in the morning when you are walking to work or sitting in public transport, so you take out your phone and go through all social media apps to see what you've missed

-Wow, opera house has collapsed. Did you see it from the bus?
-Not really. I had my morning-scroll and didn't notice anything besides my Facebook and all the posts about this.

by Dundur July 21, 2017

The Monday Morning

When your boyfriend walks into your shared bedroom and you’re asleep next to a mischievous Tijuana street dog and a half full street hat!

Yeah.. I missed two days of work after The Monday Morning! This could literally have happen to anyone.

by Wall-I October 21, 2021

Morning

It's means breakfast. Often used by slavic people who can talk only on broken english.

A:"Hey bro what's up? Ready for morning ?"
B:"Whaaat? It's already made?"

by SConrad24 January 11, 2020

Morning Live

Gethin Jones’s terrible chat show

Oh my god I’m turning that BBC One off because it’s Morning Live again

by Hrvyeetz August 7, 2024

good morning and god bless

When you take a shit, drink coffee and eat breakfast on the toilet. Its a good morning and god bless!

Wife "Why did you just come out of the bathroom with dirty dishes?"

you "It was a good morning and god bless!"

by MitchyAK12 May 23, 2018

morning sanchez

Getting fucked over by the lazy locomotive engineer.

Damn that engineer hates us. He just gave us the morning Sanchez treatment.

by Warlock_the_awesome March 24, 2024