Lemon

A lemon is a joke that is squeezed dry, usually a one-time joke but is occasionally mentioned again. These jokes have every last droplet of humour squeezed out of them.

(long joke here)
“YEAH BUT TURNS OUT HIS LAPTOP ISN’T EVEN TURNED ON”
“HAHAHAHAHA”
“HAHAHA- wait. guys... this is a lemon.”

by XxHarvzBackxX December 21, 2021

lemon donk

A male who puts toothpicks down there penis and loves to finger them self

My math teacher was such a lemon donk like oh my god

by HOUSEWIFE JEW November 23, 2017

lemon blasted

getting really faded from using a bong made out of a bottle of lemonade

after Anthony finished the lemonade he and Daniel went to Daniel's garage to get lemon blasted

by talksickone July 3, 2015

Sugary Lemon Leonard

Usually shortened to “Sugary Lemon” or “Sugary Leonard” and used to describe any alcoholic beverage mixed with lemonade or lemon juice. May also describe someone with an affection for such drinks. Bares no connection to a former boxer with a similar name.

Sugary Lemon Leonard. An unusual drink, but I like it.

by Spirit-Chickadee December 5, 2010

lemon

a yellow fruit that's shaped in a way specifically referred to as a lemon

lemons are yellow. the sun is yellow. yellow is sunflowers, and so are you!

by a friend of a rejected boii November 21, 2021

Tasty Lemon

A very awesome dude, who is the biggest chad you will ever meet.

Hey, have you seen Tasty Lemon's bunda?

by Jay1206 December 12, 2021

Lemon Meringue Pie

When you squirt lemon juice on your dick before she’s about to cum, and then stick it back in.

I was fucking Tatiana last night and we made a lemon meringue pie! I didn’t eat it, though.

by Evo Zondo November 27, 2019