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Karen

A sexy ass female that will beat the shit out of you and take your man not only is she black but she’s latina So she’s a keshia 😉
Karen is a sexy ass bitch
by Big daddy nas November 21, 2021
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Karen

Karen is a great friend. Although this name is associated with entitled baby boomers, there are other people who do this name justice. Karen is a girl that may seem quiet, but is so full of spirit when you get to know her. She is calm and attentive- always seeking to understand what she doesn't and to make sense of the world around her- usually helping the people around her make sense of their worlds with her keen observations. Unlike her baby boomer counterparts, she is level headed, compassionate, and caring when it concerns those close to her- she's always a shoulder to lean on, and doesn't ask for anything in return. Aside from her stability, she's cheeky too sometimes- making everyone laugh with her unpredictable wit. She's usually obsessed with the deeper meaning of some kind of book or TV series, and is seeking to convey deeper messages about herself in her own way.
Person 1; Did you hear what Karen said earlier, how does she even come up with stuff that funny?

Person 2; I don't even remember her speaking, I just remember her listening man.
by L0204 November 21, 2021
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karene

It is no surprise that gold symbolizes wealth used wisely, but it is also the symbol of good health. People who favor the color gold are optimistic. The Tibetan Buddhist believes in 5 sacred stones: the crystal for light, turquoise for infinity of sea and sky, coral for life and form, gold for the golden ray of the sun, silver for the light of the moon. Gold is intimately linked with Divinity and those gods associated with the Sun. It symbolizes wealth and success.
as a name for girls is of Greek derivation, and the name Karene means "maiden; beloved".
by CCCCHU November 21, 2021
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Karen

A person, usually a white woman but the term in not exclusive, who berates employees of their favorite fast food restaurants and middle-class clothing stores. They can also be spotted in the wild during a fit of road rage, and they nest in suburban areas, where they often scream at their neighbor's kids for skateboarding in the culdesac. These screams can be heard from miles around, and they often make threats to call the police or sue an establishment. Karens often complain to city council, and they make a habit of asking to speak to a manager.

Karens are to be avoided at all costs, or videotaped and posted to social media for a good laugh. If encountered, Karens will avoid taking responsibility for their behavior. They are attracted to minivans, clearance sections, and they are often seen speaking to a manager. (Further research is needed on whether this relationship is mutualistic, commensalistic, or parasitic. We have a hypothesis this may be parasitic). They will become hostile towards music, skateboarders, and regular people doing their job.
Manager: We have to ask you to leave this restaurant please.

Karen: No I dont think so. They got me a small fry when I paid for a medium, I want a f%$king refund!

Manager: You also already ate them, so I can't give you a refund, Karen. The best I can do is give you the difference of what the cost is, that way you paid for the small fries you ate. I have your reciept, and your money. Please take it and go.

Karen: F%ck you and f%ck your job! I am never coming back here!

Manager(to coworker): Thank God for that! Make sure you get their order right next time so we dont have to do this again, okay?

Coworker: Yes sir, sorry about that. I offered to give Karen medium fries but she already ate the small ones and she was screaming at me and demanding you speak with her.

Manager: I know, its okay.
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Karen

A women usually in her 50s. Very dramatic, doesn't follow rules and regulations. Karens are known for the saying "I would like to speak to your manager". Karens are hard-to-please people. Karens get super pissed of by any "loud" noises and doesn't notice herself when she's the one being loud (literally). Karens are usually very posh people. Some are even obsessed with watching horse racing and you can hear them yelling from a mile. Karens are known for their short, blond hair, though their features can vary. Don't waste your energy on these type of people though, they're just not worth your time.

Fun fact: I have a Karen as my neighbour... though it's not very fun.
Me: *Talking with someone outside with a perfectly normal tone*
Karen neighbour: "SHUT UP YOU BITCH!"
Me: "Did you take your medications today?"
Karen neighbour: *Silence*
by BlueMoon~ November 4, 2021
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Internet Karen

The online version of speaking to your manager. This karen prides herself on providing ugly Google reviews regardless of how much you kiss her ass. She wants the world to know how you overcharged her .15 for that hat she found on the clearance rack.
Man that Internet Karen left me a bad review because I didn't discount her phone repair.
by Parrothead5000 November 5, 2021
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Karen

A dumb middle-aged woman who wants the manager because the poor worker got her latte order wrong.
Her main habitats are shops and coffee shops. She makes your life harder and probably doesn't care about the dead.
It's clear she's delusional and calls her children perfect but they actually look like shit.

She also never wears a mask.
Karen: YOU GOT MY ORDER WRONG!!!!!!!
Worker: Oh sorry let me just- oh could you wear a mask next time?
Karen: I HAVE A DISORDER!!!!!!!
Worker: Uh- Ohhhhkaayy?
Karen: I WANT TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER!
Worker: Wh-why?
by anonymous November 7, 2021
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