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Karen

An overprotective mom, or human being that is not an "I NEED TO TALK TO THE MANAGER!". And I know this because my mom... is a Karen, also (Karens will abuse you for no reason)
Karen is my mom,
Karen is the name of my Teddy Bear
by Audrey.Is.Cool June 22, 2020
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Karen

A blonde bitch
Doesn’t whoop ass
Pixie cut with sun visor
Usually drives a van with around 4 children
Shankiwka: This damn lady need to beat her kids ass

Karen: No! That’s child abuse.
by Captain_Cockpit November 18, 2019
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This is yet another asinine way for our sh#tty, patriarchal culture to demonize women for absolutely anything they do. There is no male equivalent term. Men also complain, call the cops on people for trivial reasons, and throw fits in public. But only women are policed with douchebag pejorative labels like this. Often by shitty white males who gleefully trot out entitled stereotypes like this against any woman who ever dares to take up her own space in the world and/or does not feel obligated to kiss said white dude's overly- entitled butthole for him.

If you point out how egregiously and obviously MISOGYNIST this dumbo word is, some bumpkin will leap up to declare you a Karen for not being down with the pejorative use of the word Karen. Like he thought of something cute. Which he did not. He's just some stupid bumpkin.

By the way, dudes, speaking of overly entitled bumpkins... your "y" chromosome? It's not a "y." It's an X chromosome, same as all the others, except it's missing an entire leg. Yep. Missing a full quarter of its generic material, and it's shrunken besides. You are not "superior" (LAUGH) dummies. You're genetically inferior, and completely unnecessary. YOU are the deviation, women are standard. YOU are the weaker sex, women have a FULL set of chromosomes and you do not.

So take your "Karen" and shove it right up your bumpkin hole.
Man: That soccer mom prick tease uppity bitch is such a Karen!

Other man: Yeh. How come we can't get laid, anyway?

Narrator: Because you are both pathetic, ugly incel bumpkins in magat hats. You're walking meat rectangles with greasy, pink, BALD heads (EWWW!!!) And 4 foot wide beer guts who nevertheless feel entitled to the time and attention of 18yo beauty queens, you pathetic jokes.

Scientist: Had they a full set of chromosomes, instead of a busted X, they wouldn't be bald. Or colorblind. Or susceptible to the dozens of sex linked diseases they get. Because a full set of chromosomes is strong and vibrant, and a shriveled busted x gives men a false sense of entitlement. Dumbos.
by Full Set not a Busted X July 19, 2022
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Karen

A female angry customer who always asks for the manager.
She’s so annoying! She’s such a Karen!

“Let me speak to your manager!” Said Karen.
by Hat_guy666 March 30, 2020
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Usually females but some are considered males a.k.a. Kevin's. The Natural Habitat they live in is big companies such as Walmart, target, and also fast food companies such as McDonalds etc. When they do not get their way they ask to speak to the manager or they try to call the cops. Do not become one of these people.
Bye Karen.
by mkdczld October 14, 2022
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Karen is a 44 year old mom that needs to respect the drip. She takes her 4 kids to soccer practice (also she took the kids from her boomer ex-husband) and WILL TALK TO YOUR MANAGER
Karen: LET ME TALK TO YOUR MANAGER

Employee: ma'am i need you to calm down
Karen: DO YOU WANT MY KIDS TO BE LATE FOR THERE 6:00 BEDTIME?!
by WOWWWWW ;-; February 19, 2020
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Kyle is the new Karen

Typically and engine-nerd with a propensity to dissect and verbally admonish all your actions despite the fact that it has absolutely no effect on him. A strong exhale of disappointment is usually followed after you experience the strong wrath of disgust and disappointment in you while never uttering a word of profanity however you then walk away with the feeling of “what a dick!!!”
Defined as; Kyle is the new Karen, and hates guacamole but watched me cut the avocado horizontally then yelled and huffed that I was doing it wrong, chill dude, just leave it alone man your such a Kyle!
by Kyle the new Karen December 8, 2021
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