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jelly James

Jelly James is a horrid bird who will steal and eat your jelly. He is an absolute bitch who only cares about himself and jelly.
Don't eat aeroplane jelly outside. He will
come.…
AAAAHHHHHH!!!! IT'S JELLY JAMES THE BITCH. RUNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!
by LivDaHedgeHog August 28, 2023
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How to ward off Jelly James

Warding off jelly James is a dangerous and difficult game to play, but it is certainly worth it in the end as you get to keep your jelly 😊

Here is a 4 step process on how to keep away that disgusting pussy eater that people call Jelly James:
1. Never show any fear, he feeds off of it.
2. Make sure you have a pineapple, 6 screws, duct tape, your Nan’s knickers, your neighbours microwave, and a random baby you found in an unsupervised stroller.
3. Combine all of these items together, and launch it at jelly James using a marshmallow launcher you made in year 1
4. YOU DID IT!!!! Jelly James won’t come back for at least the next 10 seconds
A step by step guide on how to repel disgusting bitch hoes who eat pussies and jelly… Together! Lets teach people how to ward off jelly James for good!
by LivDaHedgeHog August 28, 2023
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Japanese Jelly Wall

A sex act, where a female handstands against a wall, buttocks facing away from said wall. The partner of the handstanding female proceeds to initiate oral on the handstanding female, making the fluids drip down the wall giving it a gelatin appearance.
Dude stacy had me do the japanese jelly wall on her. Kinda gross, but sexy.
by Koytt madre December 8, 2020
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Jelly berry

An oc of mine. She appears with a dark purple comedy mask a long purple cloak ripped tights and black shorts. She has dark purple plaits / braids along with some ice skates. She is a murderer and has a sister named jelly belly.
by Jemmiez December 18, 2020
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Jelly berry

An oc of mine. She appears with a dark purple comedy mask a long purple cloak ripped tights and black shorts. She has dark purple plaits / braids along with some ice skates. She is a murderer and has a sister named jelly belly.
by Jemmiez December 18, 2020
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Jelly bean

A cripple that can't use their legs
"if your disabled, just be able"
"look at that jelly bean"
CC:"isn't that a cripple?"
by Cripple kill November 17, 2020
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Jelly bean

A disabled person who has no use of their legs
I lost to a jelly bean cuz I couldn’t drop shot it
by Noah1234 November 18, 2020
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