A young Chinese lady in Beijing or Shanghai that tries to lure single foreign men into a tea house/bar where they will be charged exuberant prices for drinks. A tea hoe might also drug your drink and steal your money as you pass out.
by nongfu September 15, 2010
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by Poopoopotty December 2, 2020
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by Bob Ross’ Maid December 16, 2019
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by MhadDawg January 28, 2020
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by dirtyd45678 September 6, 2016
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