Free nut day

November 17th you may have a free nut.

Guy 1:This fucking no nut November is so hard bro. I can’t do this much longer.
Guy 2: good thing tomorrow is November 17th!

Guy 3: oh my fucking god I forgot tomorrow is free nut day!

by Totally not 89 years old November 2, 2019

To set me free

Break up with or reject. Often used in situations wear an unbearable tension or anxiety comes in play for one of the two actors of the relationship.

A: Every time I look at you, I realize I love you so much, but you don't seem to love me back. Every time you look at me, its like I'm expecting you to set me free already. I've had enough, but you need to break me down yourself!

by gamzia October 15, 2012

free sample

1. Verb. To protrude one's finger into one's anus in order to let others smell the heavenly aroma by placing the finger a couple inches away from the victim.

2. Noun. A small section given to people (usually customers) for free.

1. Guy: "Free SAMPLE!"
Guy2: *barfs*

2. Shop employee: "Would you like to try a free sample sir?"
Guy2: No thanks.

by lawlcakes999 September 24, 2007

Free Kick

(Offensive) To abort a pregnancy

She had a free kick

by album luancher January 27, 2011

free tour

When a girl gives a guy a small amount of sexual gratification, but withholds the rest until he commits to a relationship.

Last night she gave me the free tour, but I'm definitely gonna subscribe.

by Sam is a Dick November 13, 2006

Sugar-free sugardaddy

A sugar daddy who puts out the money but gets none of the fringe benefits that a sugar daddy should be getting.

Dude gave her all his cash and she still didn't put out...that's the 100th time she's done that to him. He's a Sugar-free sugardaddy.

by Non sugar daddy March 10, 2011

Carbon Free Diet

A new diet that promotes the benefits of completely removing carbon and carbon derivatives from a person's diet.

This diet is limited to purified water, breathing clean air and limited tactile contact with carbon.

Wow, Calista Flockhart is looking skinnier and skinnier. She must be on that carbon free diet.

by Pete DiMaio June 26, 2009