National Suck Ding Dong Day

ding dong just is another word for.. dick. anywho, suck ding dong day!

joe mama: “yo bro did yk its national suck ding dong day!!?”
ur mom: “nope i didn’t know haha”

by bruhstopnojoemama October 8, 2021

Corn dong

When your corn fattened Iowa girl eats more corn than a foie gras duck and you put your wiener in her butt to “batter” it.

Bro she loves to eat corn dong.

by McKRAKEN March 8, 2021

what the dong

the replacement of what the fuck; dong is shit in korean

"What the DONG do you think you are doing?!?!?!?!?"

by AnimeGirlSimp123456 May 15, 2021

Dong Shot

Fantasy football punishment in which last place (aka ultimate loser) takes a penalty of a massive squirting penis dildo filled with booze, right to the face

Bro- did you see Hunt lost fantasy football AGAIN? He’s got to take ANOTHER Dong Shot!!

by FFL CHAMP December 27, 2022

Ding dong

Showing or being dumb like Areli or the sound a doorbell makes

Areli stop being a ding dong

*rings doorbell* ding dong

by JJ THE CRACKHEAD November 18, 2019

Mongolian dong slap

A retort to your mates when they say stupid shit

Mate, you're gonna get mongolian dong slapped

by insan3 September 9, 2021

Cow Dong

Cow penis ,

Did you see that cow dong draging the ground

by TEAMKINGRACING June 6, 2018