David Tennet

David Tennet is based.

David Tennet is my bae.

by Chrisfangirl August 30, 2021

The David Lindberg

The act of cooking anything instant or incredibly easy, then putting a sprig of parsley on the side to make it gourmet.

Elzar on Futurama really gave the planet express people the David Lindberg when he served them cup of noodle and sparkling mineral water.

by Jayden McCross July 19, 2011

David faded

taking 6 different substances that include beer, bud, tram, shrooms, coke, and lsd. Thus making the star of david. It originates from the term “cross faded.” which is when you are on two substances thus making a cross.

Dude, Cullen is so david faded.

by CJ Hall October 28, 2018

david dividing

When somebody over exaggerates a story

He’s proper David dividing there

by BH10GANG October 30, 2018

David Hasselhoff

Very magnetic! Germans are supposed to be OBSESSED with him but really don’t know who he is.

Randomperson#1: “hey Roman did you get the science worksheet done?”
Roman: “yeah I did”
Randomperson#1: “can you help me?”
Roman: “yeah sure! Under non-magnetic I put underwear and, under magnetic I put David Hasselhoff!”
Randomperson#1 “why?”
Roman: “no homo”

by Thebuffestboi November 9, 2018

david price

All the hair, all the time, in your mouth, in your eyes

Damn, that girl David Price'n!

by itsalways420somwehere February 25, 2019

Doing a David

When you feed your pet puppy dog a meat feast pizza and when said dog inevitably dies you act sorry but don’t accept you killed it despite you feeding it a pizza twice it’s weight

“Oh don’t overfeed your dog! You’re doing a David!”

by Grant Hansen June 13, 2018