westminster christian academy 

a school in watkinsville GA that has all the goody two shoes. they care more about rewaxing their gym floor than their actual students. they sit outside for lunch with no cafiteria. they encourage "side hugs" not full on embrases. leggings? shoulders? thats a sin. don't flush footballs down the toilets, @robertking! entire bible memorized. if it isn't basketball we don't care. Lanclos- "you're retarted" Dr. Butts "don't go away mad just go away", G-bad- **** ph yeah he got fired! (most of the kids are dyslexic)

oh you go to westminster christian academy ? YoU mUsT bE a GoOd kId!!!!

westminster christian academy by joe and angi January 26, 2020

Groves Christian College 

A school that you should not attend and this is why:
The staff when confronted an incident of sexual assault handle it so well. So well in fact that they give you a bunch of reasons as to why they can't do anything about it, try to blame it on the victim as to why it happened and then give the person that did it only 2-3 days of suspension. What's great about the school though is that all students are treated equally...equally like shit it is because they're only students so their opinions don't matter as much. Now when it comes to dating at the school...oh wait dating is illegal. leave room for Jesus and if you don't they will talk to you and convince the couple to break up with each other. If that doesn't work out then they'll just make the couple live a living hell, constantly getting in trouble for absolutely nothing and threats of getting expelled. The school is also worried about teen pregnancies which could easily be solve if i don't know...if they taught sex education? maybe if they did there would be less pregnant girls having an abortion or people having sex in the bathrooms. Now if you are looking for friends then these are your options: Perverts, Druggies, Sluts, Populars, Your Local christian fanatic and the try hards. Examples of the high school experience at this school will be listed below.

- someone shitting in a bottle, filling it up with water and splashing it all over the lockers
-People getting expelled for smoking and drinking
-Lots of bullying
-Constantly getting told that you need to get saved by Jesus
-Guys talking about female international students as if they are objects

"Have you heard of Groves Christian College? wouldn't recommend that place, they treat the students like animals"

Groves Christian College by Mysterygirl419 May 21, 2020

keep it christian 

Using an euphemism so that you don't violate the 3rd commandment and 7734026.

Examples: heck, frick

James: heck off!
Jamie: why did you say that
James: I need to keep it christian.

keep it christian by Periclod June 10, 2018

not in my christian catholic school 

A phrase used when an unholy act has been conducted in your vicinity and you would like it to be stopped

Can also be substituted with:
not in my Christian catholic household

Is usually used in the context of a joking manner unless it comes from the nun at your private school, and then be prepared for a firm ruler to the hands

ex1)
Stupid friend: *makes a sexual reference*
Me: not in my christian catholic school !!!!!!!!

ex2)
Stupid friend: *makes a sexual reference in my home*
Me: not in my christian catholic household !!!!!!!!

ex3)
Stupid me: *wears a skirt 4.5cm instead 5cm of the ground*
Psycho nun: NOT IN MY CHRISTIAN CATHOLIC SCHOOL !!!!!!!!! *pulls out ruler*

not in my christian catholic school by YEET OR BE YEETEN November 26, 2018

No Swearing on my Christian Server! 

What a moderator says to anyone in Minecraft or Roblox when someone swears in their server.

Person 1: I'm gonna say the N-Word!
Person 2: THAT'S RACIST YOU CAN'T SAY THE N-WORD!
Person 3: Not if I have anything to say about it, and I do! NO SWEARING ON MY CHRISTIAN SERVER!!!

No Swearing on my Christian Server! by RedRabbit1987 March 5, 2019

Post-Gothic Christianity 

Post-Gothic Christianity is a multicultural, all inclusive (especially considering black christian traditions in North America) philosophical construction of christianity that is especially uniquely artistic and individual in scope. Occasionally artists who are post-gothic as christians will include christianity as part of their artistic ouevre, and within this ouevre they have developed the history and culture of post-gothic christianity. Today outspoken prophetic leaders like Martin Luther King Jr. might or may have been considered post-gothic to the Roman Empire.

Post-Gothic Christianity is not necessarily theological, it is oftentimes ironic in scope, political in purpose, and it is completed by it’s flaws, including the flawed contributor to the post-gothic christian purpose. Post-Gothic Christianity is prominent especially for questioning the white supremacy of all historical christian traditions, and the “Arian” beginnings of the Christian Church, in Rome, namely Gothic.

Contemporary Romans by and large are more accepting of Post-Gothic Christianity, on the whole, than they are of Gothic Christianity.

One Post-Gothic Christian alive and producing theology today is Kanye West, a black billionaire who is both a musician and an entrepreneur.

Martin Luther King Jr. may or may not have been considered to be a part of Post-Gothic Christianity to the Roman Empire at the time. Today it is still undecided.

Post-Gothic Christianity by CoaltownBrown November 7, 2021

National bully christian day

when you bully that nigga christian cause he a bitch on feb 7

National bully christian day is the best day ever

National bully christian day by weselllbigrocksofdrugs February 7, 2022