Bed Butter

A pasty, greasy substance found in the bedding (mattress, sheets, blankets) after the final moments of lengthy intercourse between two consenting "corpulent" adults.

"We gotta change these sheets! They're starting to smell like bed butter again."

by ThomasJohn December 13, 2012

Bed and brewski

The sacred end-of-day act of cracking open a beer and sliding into bed or the couch with zero plans except to unwind, zone out, and maybe fall asleep during a television show. Think of it as the nighttime sibling to wake and bake but with hops instead of haze.

Long day at work. Time for a little bed and brewski.

by PrincessSaturn July 16, 2025

Bunk Bedding

When two males place their penis’s ontop of each other while facing each other. One male will wrap his hand(s) around both penis’s and stroke them. Both males should feel immense pleasure during this action.

Dude I walked in on my roommate bunk bedding with our neighbor.

by Skindiana Bones August 7, 2025

bed

a bed is a place where 2 people whoo love each other get to express their love.

person 1: hey, i really love you
person 2: i really love you too!!
person 1 lets take this to the bed..

by wet_noodles June 15, 2021

Tanning Bed

Something you should get stuck in

Hey bro
Hi
Go die in a tanning bed

by YOU_CRA April 21, 2022

bed cylinder

Noun. Another term for dick while fucking in bed.

Krissy: Let’s fuck in bed!
Mike: Ohhh so you want the old bed cylinder huh?
Krissy: Yeah stick your bed cylinder in me!

by Wazy123 November 27, 2021

Bed Blender

When a girl does continuous 360s on your penis while you are laying on ur back until you cum. Then takes the cum and blends it and drinks it.

Person 1: What did you do last night?
Person 2: Me and my mans did the bed blender.
Person 2: Do you want some I brought it with me!

by Lalal Poopy 👖 April 3, 2024