brandoned

to be up creek without a paddle once again, to have the whole world in the palm of your hand and blow it for the 1000th time, to be a natural born loser, a figure of speech way worse than munsoned. Related to the sir name Brandon
I rather get brandoned out in the middle of nowhere than lose face in front of my brothers in blue.
by The Real Worminator February 09, 2025
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brandon fox

Latin- derived from brandus fuxus, meaning “he with no penis
that man is a brandon fox, he has no cock!
by badassmuthafocker December 01, 2021
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Brandon Waddell

Amazing at everything. Smart and sexy. Fucks like a rabbot and knows how to go for hours. Never scared of anything...
Brandon Waddell fucks me so good
by Brian Brandon June 04, 2019
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March 5th, Avery Eduardo Rodriguez, March 6th, `'`Ferrarra`'`Ferrarra`'`, March 7th, Brandon Cruz
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King bb/ hes the king of all kings and he is 23 on redan middle school and my man
whos the king of all kings

i think Brandon Trace Nicholas Armstrong
by conroy 555 March 01, 2024
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Brandon and Elina

THE BEST RELATIONSHIP AND COUPLE EVERY!!! OMFG THEY'RE SO CUTE TOGETHER OH MY GOD LIKE OH MY GOD. ELINA HAS 10 PILLOWS ON HER BED AND BRADON SLEEPS ON 5 AND ELINA SLEEPS ON THE OTHER 5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Brandon isn't that athletic so she is the only person who likes him as he can not touch the bottom of a basketball net.
Omfg!! Brandon and Elina is so super thirsty couple but Brandon can't show her his 6 pack and gains as he has none.
by NathanJo Tarn March 21, 2022
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Brandon Farris

A very funny youtuber with 2 kids, he is a nice sweet handsome guy with a very beautiful wife ❤️, although he is as short as a elf 😪
“omg did u see that tiny guy over there!”
“Yeah that must be Brandon Farris.”
by mmmmmmememe February 21, 2022
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