MATT MAN

The absolute unit we needed he is extremely hot and has a Pringle can sized cock and gets all the bitches he is accompanied by too side kicks xavien and august

When I was sad I needed matt man

by Ar3bel August 07, 2022

Oh man

When something doesn’t go so well you say this

Oh man that sucks

by CollyMollinsfan October 18, 2021

Oh man

Oh man

Oh man I'm soaked because of YOU!!!

by SupaMeowio February 18, 2022

Soft Fuzzy Man

Another word for a mans weiner, and sometimes a woman's jungle bush.

"I'm gonna stroke my soft fuzzy man." "I'm gonna use this hairbrush to pleasure my soft fuzzy man"

by sigmatoilet33 October 07, 2024

Candy Man

a white van that waits outside ur school to rape u

the candy mans outside

by Hard Virgin August 07, 2020

Mon Man

A very sexy, cool, amazing girl who has an unfortunate nickname because her friends are mean.

person 1: "Why is that girl's friends calling her mon man?"

person 2: "Because she has a dick."

person 1: "Oh..."

by DaisyTheMexican December 25, 2012

blind man's blizzard

A man covers his partners eyes with his testicles, blinding them, and then proceeds to shit in his partners mouth.
This is called a blind man's blizzard.

Man it was so fucked last night! I walked in on Johnny giving some chick a blind man's blizzard!

by Ryno.jnr September 06, 2014