by raineonme May 17, 2025
Get the sewing machine manmug. This man has no hairline and can't afford new clothes or shoes. He also can't afford new video games and food for his girlfriend. He also sucks at everything in life.
by This is False December 30, 2018
Get the A Man With No Hairlinemug. by grov0yde4d April 13, 2024
Get the Big Man Kinezosmug. A bear fight (which is a jaeger bomb followed immediately by an Irish car bomb) followed immediately by a pint of ice cold Coors Lite.
by SpokeoBoo February 24, 2012
Get the Man v. Drinkmug. If the plural of pan is pans, then why the hell is there no such thing as "mans"? - The Bullshit Man
by Ennel Huves September 22, 2020
Get the mansmug. A general theory of relativity behind the sexual attraction of every man. It states that every man is in a constant state of quantum superposition between gay and straight, being 50% gay and 50% straight. As such, they will never be sure of their own sexual attraction until they kiss a man, effectively opening the box and forcing their sexuality to fall into one of the two realities, revealing whether they are gay or straight.
Bro 1:"Bro, I just kissed a dude, turns out I'm gay!"
Bro 2: "Looks like Schrödinger's Gay Man takes another."
Bro 2: "Looks like Schrödinger's Gay Man takes another."
by Onesquawkyboi July 13, 2023
Get the Schrödinger's Gay Manmug. by Abdullahthenerd September 18, 2023
Get the 37 year old manmug.