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Shit boy

A majestic beast that only rises and lurks out of his cave at around 11am. His alarm, a cheerful playground filled with 4 year olds across the road. The laughter of the children makes the beast feel a certain way. He creeps down the passage , and leans around the corner and growls his mating call “ urghhhh “.

Some of you may ask why the highly territorial and viscous animal is called “ shit boy”. It is a tragic villain back story I tell you, but to sum it up quickly, he shat himself on the bus ( how grubby ).

Shit boys hobbies include playing fifa, eating and ripping bitch sized bongs. The terrific specimen also likes to hit his friends. But shit boy is alright
Oh my fuck shit boy why did you break the couch
by Cuck Lord August 24, 2022
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handsome boy / pretty titty parking

Ideal parking close to the entrance/venue. Usually gender specific
Yo! You scored some handsome boy / pretty titty parking right out front?!
by dagooz6942 March 21, 2024
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Fuck Boy

Definition of a fuck boy is a boy who leaves you for other women, who will break your heart will talk to anything with a pulse is 28 a chef at lime tree inn york
Mikey besenyei is a fuck boy
by Dontfuxkwitme April 18, 2022
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Ninja Boy

1. One with the legendary ability to pass gas in a room full of people without being noticed.

2. A person of Indian heritage who looks to be of African descent.
1. I have never heard Frank fart. I believe he is a Ninja Boy.

2. I saw Isaiah eating curry. I think that he is a Ninja Boy.
by Laws of Gravity May 25, 2010
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Doggy boy

A really cute feminine boy who is obedient like a dog
At first I thought he was a doggy boy but now I know he is just shy
by Beastie boy 69 May 4, 2021
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Soulja Boy

A demon sent from Hell to ruin rap and hip-hop.
He enjoys "rapping" about ejaculating on girls.
Millie: I just downloaded some songs by Soulja Boy!

Bobby: Intentionally?
Millie: Yea why?
Bobby: Well you can either listen to his music or get your ears raped by an angry gorilla. Basically the same thing.
Millie: Oh.
by Le magnifique Gatsby October 4, 2024
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Watermelon boi

The green machine skin for pathfinder from the game apex legends where he is shown to have a green and light pink metal body
by Youtube: Lixaru January 4, 2022
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