“I bet they take the same mg”

When a couple that is hooking up is about the same size

Did you see that Emily and Drake are hooking up?

Yeah, they’re cute but “I bet they take the same mg”… if you know what I mean

Oh yeah, Drake is so scrawny and some would say Emily is big boned.

by Hateroops October 27, 2022

if he’s invincible why can i see him

a recurring joke in the invincible fandom

“if he’s invincible why can i see him”
“if he’s invisible why can i hurt him”
“if she’s atom eve why isn’t she in the bible”
“if he’s consent why didn’t he leave when invincible told him it wasn’t a good time”

by objectshowzz March 16, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>I DO not Think YOu NEed/Want Desire It<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I DO not Think YOu NEed/Want Desire It<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I DO not Think YOu NEed/Want Desire It<.7.9.7.6.>

by 456AtabavA343 June 6, 2025

I PLANE IT

Asexuals version of 'I ship it'

No sexual desire, all is platonic

derived from the saying, "that joke just FLEW over your head"
also, a ship is a type of vehicle, so is a plane. duh.

heterosexual person: I ship Lucifer and Detective Decker.
asexual person: well, I plane it. Their relationship.

by xoxo, eXCLusive October 15, 2020

I am groot

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I am groot

by MemesDude July 5, 2024

I dunno k

It means he doesn't know and he doesn't care okay? Usually said after someone asks the same question over and over again

Bob: hi eric wheres my ruler

Eric: I dont know.

Bob: hi eric wheres my ruler

Eric: I DUNNO K!

by fattieoftheworld May 5, 2012

I need to do wee wee

When a toddler needs to pee.

I need to do wee wee!

by xdr5t3evq3q October 7, 2023