Shit Ton

A unit of measure used for something when you have nothing better to say.

"Did you see that truck?"
"Yea it had a shit ton of hippos in the back!"

by SmellyRichard October 2, 2015

Fuck in the shit

When you fuck an anus that is full of shit.

Can be used to mean that you are in deep shit.

We lost the game.. Fuck in the shit!

by Def Youser October 30, 2016

shit show

saint als tuesday night mamma mia show

“this is a shit show”

by uhyeah2 February 15, 2022

Shit doesn’t fall far from the ass

Like "the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree", but the parent is a douchebag and the child is one too.

Man 1: Look at that little brat stealing candy while his dad’s screaming at the cashier for a refund.
Man 2: Shit doesn’t fall far from the ass.

by Kallofox August 2, 2022

monkey face piece of shit

Dude that has too many plastic bottles.

Why do you have so many plastic bottles, you monkey face piece of shit?

by Fpicard September 27, 2013

Helsinki Shit Show

An occurrence that is unbelievably more stupid than anything else that has occurred before. Usually culminating from an ongoing habit of saying or doing things that only a person with shit for brains would say or do.

I thought his defense of Neo-Nazis was unbelievably stupid, but this latest stunt was a real Helsinki Shit Show!

by Medina Sod July 18, 2018

fucking shit

shit that is fucking itself

1. you smell like a fucking shit

by theballtickler69420 August 26, 2023