i have 500 plantisimals in my sweatpants

a term used to define the divine itching of the groin

"Hey, Guess What?"
"what"
"i have 500 plantisimals in my sweatpants"
"You're pretty sick there, Chubs"
"hey Girl"
"hey"
"I have 500 plantisimals in my sweatpants"
*smack*
"but i do...."
"Hi, i have 500 plantisimals in my sweatpants"
"o"

by poopy mc shizerhead April 13, 2007

get the fuck out of my room i'm playing minecraft

A 7 second video of a man holding a camera walking into a room and then being greeted with a preteen playing minecraft and is mad because his PvP skills suck.

*Opens door*
"GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT!"

by cute fwuffy furry!! UwU~ hehe January 1, 2017

I'll pull my balls out right now

The phrase "I'll pull my balls out right now" is often followed by the phrase "Trademarked By Fadi". The Second phrase is to be said softly and very fast. Almost as if to be said under one's breath.
The actual phrase is to be used when someone directly attacks or insults your intelligence or ability.

Roger: Mike, you're such a tool.
Mike: I'll pull my balls out right now! ... (Trademarked By Fadi).

by Obbielicious and Bundy September 3, 2006

don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining

something you say when someone lies to you, cheats on you, betrays you

john: i love you anna.
anna: don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining!

by J-Lima December 30, 2008

dont tax my gig so hard-core, cruster.

translation: get off my case you old fogey!
used by pauly shore in encino man.

mr morgan, if your all edged cuz im wheezin off your grindage, just chill cuz if i had the whole brady bunch thing happenin at my pad, id go grind over there. so DONT TAX MY GIG SO HARD-CORE, CRUSTER!

by cibyl June 18, 2003

Pack my bag with five dozen liquor jugs

a sentence that utilizes all the letters of the alphabet; also known as a pangram. this particular sentence only uses 32 letters, something not so easily done. this sentence was the final answer to the challenge from the novel Ella Minnow Pea, by Mark Dunn.

"the quick fox jumps over the lazy dog" is another pangram; "Pack my bag with five dozen liquor jugs" is another

by a.miyako August 27, 2006

My son defends freedom for your honor student

Parents think their son/daughter is so great that they have a bumper sticker on their vehicle to show everyone his/her accomplishment. Well, where would he/she be if my son didn't serve our country to allow your kid to have the freedoms they enjoy?

Who gives a shit that your son/daughter is an honor student. My son defends freedom for your honor student

by airmansmom4 June 19, 2011