Stonely

Someone who smokes by themselves , a lonely smoker

What you been upto? Nothing, been Stonely AF come through and match me.

by Dsoul January 17, 2024

Atlas Stoning

A sex position where a larger partner picks up a shorter partner while the shorter partner is facing away and does them from behind while the shorter partner's feet are dangling in the air. The action looks very similar to when one is loading an atlas stone in a strongman event, hence the name. Bonus points if you use tacky to secure the smaller partner.

Derivative: Atlas Stoned
Future tense: Atlas Stone

"If thing go well, we're going to be doing more atlas stoning after the contest."
"Bro, I atlas stoned Selena last night and she's pissed off that her hips are still sticky from the spider tack."

"I'd atlas stone her into next month if she'd let me."

by TheKiltedOne October 8, 2025

stone

me

I am me my name is Stone.

by dingdongdinosaur February 4, 2024

Stone cold fuckery

Fucking with somebody with zero fucks given.

That is some stone cold fuckery!

by BonesScrappy August 6, 2023

rake stones

Using a dab tool to "rake" hash rocks on the banger of a dab rig.

Bro let's go rake stones at my place.

by C72347072 December 1, 2024

Jefferson Airplane Stoned

When you smoke so much reefer all you want to do is trip out on music. When you are so high you can see the music.

She was weaving back and forth to the music and he realized she was Jefferson Airplane stoned. Johnny then had an evil vs good battle with himself about whether or not he was going to take advantage of her in this moment.

by Shaoli June 12, 2016

Pacific Stoned Crab

When you go to California and it’s your first time seeing the Pacific Ocean so you go buy edibles and sit at the beach watching the sunset high AF

Kerrigan went to California and after a few edibles he walked sideways into the water and dipped his toes in the ocean and sent a message home praising Jesus - he is a pacific stoned crab…

by anonymous August 21, 2023