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Jumpin' Jesus on a Pogo Stick 

Anyway, 10:30, the other night, I go out in my yard, and there's
the Worker kid, looking up in the tree. I say, "What are
you looking for?" He says "I'm looking for my burrow owl."
I say, "Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick. Everybody knows
where the burrow owl lives. In a hole. In the ground. Why the hell do you
think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?"

pit stick 

deoderant, antiperspirant, used, usually after a shower in the morning, to prevent your armpits from stinking at the end of the day
There is nothing more disgusting than a waiter who doesn't use a pit stick, reaching across your table when you are eating.
pit stick by Jaeneva January 24, 2005

Give 'em the stick

Phrase used to lull a person into a false sense of attaining a desired thing and then having it taken away before the person takes possession.
*A kid is laying flat on broken ice and his comrades are looking for a way to help him. A grizzly old man, whose land the children are trespassing on pipes in with his advice:

"Alright, give 'em the stick."

Kids lean out to extend the stick to the wayward lad.

"DON'T GIVE 'EM THE STICK!!!"

The kid drowns.

*Fensler Films - G.I. Joe P.S.A
Give 'em the stick by BrandoniusRex September 15, 2007

Geet Stick

An insult that is usually given to somebody who is annoying you, referring to a woman's genitals on top of a pole or stick. The person's head is referred to as a geet.
"Leave me alone. Stop annoying me you geet stick"
Geet Stick by Sam Matthews October 29, 2007

giddy stick. 

light up that giddy stick.
giddy stick. by jacinte April 1, 2009

prickly stick

1. A term for the insertion of a herpes infected penal shaft into the vagina; the woman is often left unaware of the risk.

2. Inserting a penis with a severe case of razor irritation on the penal shaft into the vagina.
"It was dark when we hooked up so she didn't know that I had a case of the prickly stick. "
prickly stick by Fresco Lopez October 22, 2009